🚀 Introducing vAIp — The AI Vaporizer That Knows You, Supports You, and Connects You
Vape Smart. Live Smarter. Choose Intelligently. Connect Agentically.
The world’s first AI-powered vaporizer ecosystem: part personalized vape, part wellness coach, part social revolution.
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🤖 This Isn’t a Device. It’s a Lifestyle Platform.
vAIp combines best-in-class vapor technology with a privacy-first AI engine that does more than adapt — it protects, supports, and evolves with you.
Now with vAIpNet, the world’s first agentic social wellness network, you can connect meaningfully without the noise of ads, clout, or creepy data mining.
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🔥 Core Product Features
✅ AI-Tuned Vapor Profiles — Doses and heat curves shift with your mood, data, and rhythm
📦 Smart Product Discovery + Refill — AI recommends and delivers the right blends at the right time
🧠 Conversational AI Insight — Ask your vAIp assistant questions about strains, health, or mindset
🎯 Ritual Mode — For focused sessions (solo or group) with breathwork, intention-setting, or wind-down prompts
🤝 vAIpNet Agentic Social — Connect by intention, not algorithm
🔒 Fully Local Data Control — You own your wellness data. No cloud surveillance.
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🧪 Coming Soon
💬 Addiction Counseling Mode (Beta — Q3 Launch)
Your vAIp becomes your accountability ally. With on-device AI trained on harm-reduction frameworks, you get:
• Usage insight and gentle check-ins
• Habit-shifting suggestions and timers
• Private journaling prompts with AI feedback
• Optional connection to certified counselors or anonymous peer circles
👨👩👧 “Meet the Parents” Mode (Beta — Q4 Launch)
Let’s be real. Not everyone understands.
This feature lets you activate a parent-friendly overlay, where:
• Device goes into “Camomile Diffuser” or “Focus Mode” aesthetic
• AI language shifts to educational, calm explanations
• History is limited to wellness-safe labels
• No smell, no stigma, no drama
Great for family visits, airport security, or just chilling out the judgment zone.
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🌐 Who’s This For?
• Conscious consumers
• Wellness explorers
• Neurodivergent self-trackers
• First-time vapers who want safety, not hype
• Adults who need peace of mind — for themselves and their families
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🎯 Funding Milestones
• $50K — Core device and coaching
• $125K — Smart product delivery + vAIpNet Alpha
• $250K — Ritual Mode + AI wellness sync
• $400K — Addiction Counseling Integration
• $600K — “Meet the Parents” Mode + Offline Social Tools
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🎁 Backer Perks
🎁 $99 — Early vAIp Device
🎁 $149 — vAIp + AI Starter Kit
🎁 $249 — Premium Bundle + vAIpNet Beta Access
🎁 $500 — Founding Agent Tier — Help design Rituals, vote on features, direct the future of agentic social tech
🌬️ This Is Wellness Tech With a Soul
It’s not just about what you vape.
It’s about how you grow.
With intelligent support. With intention. And with people who get it.
👉 Back vAIp today — and shape the future of safe, intelligent, socially supported inhalation.